“ Today, I went to the beach front with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old
daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put the shell to
her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside
and it pinched her ear. She never wants to
go back! LoL I know this is totally off topic but I had to
tell someone! ”